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Night Out !

Fellow goes out to a nightclub and forgot his tie, so he quickly takes the jump leads out his car and puts them around his neck.

He says to the bouncer outside "any chance of getting it?" And the bouncer replied "Yes, as long as you don't start anything"
13:21 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Starbuckone		Best Answer
tee-hee. Nearly missed it - in wrong section. Try the jokes section next time Loch.
11:14 Sun 24th Jun 2012 Go To Best Answer

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tenrec
Good 'un!
13:29 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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marval
HaHa
13:54 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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heathfield
Boom, boom!
16:31 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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starone
tee-hee. Nearly missed it - in wrong section. Try the jokes section next time Loch.
11:14 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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jno
the joint is jumping tonight
10:10 Sat 30th Jun 2012

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