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The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, Once I wa... [more]
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, Once I wa... [more]
Therema
20/09/08
23:54
20/09/08
23:54
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died,
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning. Horrified, Jenny s... [more]
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning. Horrified, Jenny s... [more]
Therema
20/09/08
22:28
20/09/08
22:28
A mother was cleaning her sons bedroom
when she finds some S+M magazines under his bed. She goes to her husband to see how best to deal with it . He says" Im not sure but i don't think we should spank him "
when she finds some S+M magazines under his bed. She goes to her husband to see how best to deal with it . He says" Im not sure but i don't think we should spank him "
Therema
20/09/08
22:14
20/09/08
22:14
Airline story
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited... [more]
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited... [more]
BillySugger
20/09/08
15:53
20/09/08
15:53
Bloke's operation
This blokes on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the mans balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a piece of equipment, t... [more]
This blokes on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the mans balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a piece of equipment, t... [more]
Ian1
19/09/08
22:59
19/09/08
22:59
Steve Hawking.
Steve Hawking went on a date. He ended up in casualty with broken hips and ankles,fractured skull , concussion and multiple cuts and bruises. . . . Apparently, she stood him up!!!
Steve Hawking went on a date. He ended up in casualty with broken hips and ankles,fractured skull , concussion and multiple cuts and bruises. . . . Apparently, she stood him up!!!
EDDIE51
19/09/08
21:28
19/09/08
21:28
what's brown and sticky?
My Rihanna poster
My Rihanna poster
Priesty
19/09/08
16:20
19/09/08
16:20
what's brown and sticky?
A stick!
A stick!
annie0000
19/09/08
16:03
19/09/08
16:03
I was at the cashpoint the other day........
...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
Trojanfarce
19/09/08
15:54
19/09/08
15:54
I've got the answer
Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, ... [more]
Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, ... [more]
Leachy10
19/09/08
14:34
19/09/08
14:34
Lamb Or Chicken?
With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
Leachy10
18/09/08
23:49
18/09/08
23:49
How tall are you?
According to the papers 1.72m people were out of work last month. Terrible isn't it? I'd have thought discrimination on grounds of your height was illegal.
According to the papers 1.72m people were out of work last month. Terrible isn't it? I'd have thought discrimination on grounds of your height was illegal.
Leachy10
18/09/08
23:45
18/09/08
23:45
Maud and Mable
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking... [more]
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking... [more]
funnygirl
18/09/08
12:45
18/09/08
12:45
Elderly couple got married
On their wedding night, the old lady says to her husband, 'Before we go to bed, think I ought to tell you I have acute angina.' He replied, 'That's a relief 'cos the rest of your body is pretty awful!'
On their wedding night, the old lady says to her husband, 'Before we go to bed, think I ought to tell you I have acute angina.' He replied, 'That's a relief 'cos the rest of your body is pretty awful!'
Tups
18/09/08
12:33
18/09/08
12:33
Dear John letter part 1
Dear Husband: Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Y... [more]
Dear Husband: Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Y... [more]
funnygirl
18/09/08
12:21
18/09/08
12:21
Dear John Letter part 2
Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Its true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what youve been. I watch sports so much to ... [more]
Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Its true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what youve been. I watch sports so much to ... [more]
funnygirl
18/09/08
12:20
18/09/08
12:20
Welsh joke
Two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, They stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, Before we order, could you please se... [more]
Two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, They stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, Before we order, could you please se... [more]
funnygirl
18/09/08
12:07
18/09/08
12:07
letters to the local council
These are some extracts from various letters sent to councils and housing associations. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. I am wr... [more]
These are some extracts from various letters sent to councils and housing associations. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. I am wr... [more]
buddybird
15/09/08
22:31
15/09/08
22:31
speak hull
Surfer.........posh name for a settee Myrrh-bile....my other telephone Perny (me little).....A toy horse A bunnle-doo......what do you want for your dinner A terld-a-merl......I informed every one Meolidiz... [more]
Surfer.........posh name for a settee Myrrh-bile....my other telephone Perny (me little).....A toy horse A bunnle-doo......what do you want for your dinner A terld-a-merl......I informed every one Meolidiz... [more]
buddybird
14/09/08
20:42
14/09/08
20:42
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