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Bust Up!
There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin! A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him up to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his brea... [more]

coffeeboy
17/08/08
16:02

2 answers (last answered: 20/08/08 15:44)

funny adverts
funny ads

auchinairn
17/08/08
15:11

1 answer (last answered: 17/08/08 15:27)

Hippy and nun
A hippy gets on a bus and sits next to a nun, he says to the nun can I have sex with you she says go away young man youre digusting At the next stop the nun gets off. The hippy gets talking to the driver about h... [more]

gelda
17/08/08
11:03

1 answer (last answered: 17/08/08 13:54)

Car crash
Had a car crash the other day. I bumped into one of those skoda things There was cake everywhere !

jasconi
16/08/08
22:44

3 answers (last answered: 02/09/08 11:39)

parody songs
funny songs with different words

auchinairn
16/08/08
18:27

3 answers (last answered: 25/08/08 19:28)

Why did God invent Men ??
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn !

EDDIE51
16/08/08
17:02

Ohms law
A man who worked on the buses killed his wife and was sentenced to electric chair. They hit him with 10000volts for 5 minutes and he was still alive. You can go free now but tell us how you withstood the shock... [more]

celeryman
16/08/08
15:43

2 answers (last answered: 18/08/08 13:43)

olympics
just been watching the olympics,i think theres a problem with the lighting.loads of people in the crowd are squinting.

tonyav
16/08/08
10:16

3 answers (last answered: 16/08/08 11:35)

Men
Men are like toilets Vacant, Engaged or Full of cr@p.

EDDIE51
16/08/08
01:12

1 answer (last answered: 16/08/08 01:16)

Women & carpets
Women are like carpets. If you lay them right first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Mortartube
14/08/08
20:27

4 answers (last answered: 16/08/08 01:26)

Far out
Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once... [more]

Whickerman
14/08/08
19:42

2 answers (last answered: 18/08/08 15:40)

Suppressor
A woman asks her husband, Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee? He declines. Thanks for asking, but Im not hungry right now. Its this Viagra, he says. Its really ... [more]

Whickerman
14/08/08
19:38

Women and men!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples... [more]

funnygirl
14/08/08
15:43

2 answers (last answered: 14/08/08 15:48)

Dustman
A dustman was doing his rounds and arrived outside the Chinese restaurant. He couldnt see the bin but at that moment the owner came out. Hey, mate, wheres yer bin? Ise bin Kong Kong No...wheres yer wheelie bi... [more]

scakebread
14/08/08
00:18

1 answer (last answered: 14/08/08 14:46)

Men...ugh!
A guy is 65 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,Pick me up. He looked around and couldnt see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard th... [more]

terambulan
13/08/08
18:54

2 answers (last answered: 14/08/08 14:47)

And the oldest of them all, not even gonna give the punchline..
What's grey and comes in pints?

Postdog
13/08/08
14:12

1 answer (last answered: 14/08/08 15:28)

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
so they can hide in cherry trees. Listen guys, I didn't start it with the old elephant jokes....

Postdog
13/08/08
14:09

Why have elephants got big ears ?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom

BillySugger
13/08/08
11:06

Siamese Twins
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the landlord, Dont mind us, were joined at the hip. Im John, hes Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft plea... [more]

In A Pickle
13/08/08
11:00

3 answers (last answered: 14/08/08 16:03)

Meeooww
I've just got home & found the cat dead in the washing machine.I'm totally devastated:-( But at least it died in comfort !

carrust
13/08/08
10:44

6 answers (last answered: 16/08/08 20:58)

Have Your Say

With road tax hikes hitting those with 2001-2006 registered cars, would you consider selling up and buying a pre-2001 model to escape the the tax mans wrath?

Yes

The hikes don't really bother me