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Abraham was on a night out with friends
And he told them that for the last 10 years he had been giving circumcisions to young Jewish boys,and had kept all the bits of foreskin. Last week i stitched them all together and this he said reaching into his p... [more]
And he told them that for the last 10 years he had been giving circumcisions to young Jewish boys,and had kept all the bits of foreskin. Last week i stitched them all together and this he said reaching into his p... [more]
redbreast
02/08/08
21:16
02/08/08
21:16
What's the difference between.......
Diarrhoea and Depression? When you have depression you think the bottom has fallen out of your world........When you have diarrhoea you think the world has fallen out of your bottom!
Diarrhoea and Depression? When you have depression you think the bottom has fallen out of your world........When you have diarrhoea you think the world has fallen out of your bottom!
Madmonks
01/08/08
23:58
01/08/08
23:58
Its happening again
Every so often the jokes on here get really bad, no, not just bad they are death by cringe bad. I remember the days of the bacon treeambush joke, but i thought things had moved on, sadly not. Come on people, pul... [more]
Every so often the jokes on here get really bad, no, not just bad they are death by cringe bad. I remember the days of the bacon treeambush joke, but i thought things had moved on, sadly not. Come on people, pul... [more]
topogigo
01/08/08
22:16
01/08/08
22:16
chippy
i've just come out of a chippy eating a pie,a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for two days,i said i wish i had your will power.
i've just come out of a chippy eating a pie,a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for two days,i said i wish i had your will power.
tonyav
01/08/08
09:13
01/08/08
09:13
Puzzeled
One snow man to another.... "Yeah, me too... it's always the smell of carrotts..."
One snow man to another.... "Yeah, me too... it's always the smell of carrotts..."
Clanad
01/08/08
01:52
01/08/08
01:52
Dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? > A Doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? > A Doyouthinkhesaurus
BillySugger
31/07/08
15:33
31/07/08
15:33
Countdown.
It's a pity that Carol Vorderman is leaving countdown. I was watching her last night & got aroused. 7 letters...not bad eh!
It's a pity that Carol Vorderman is leaving countdown. I was watching her last night & got aroused. 7 letters...not bad eh!
carrust
31/07/08
11:59
31/07/08
11:59
Why have women got legs?
Is it :- a) have you seen the mess snails make ? or b) to get from the kitchen to the bedroom ?
Is it :- a) have you seen the mess snails make ? or b) to get from the kitchen to the bedroom ?
BillySugger
31/07/08
11:11
31/07/08
11:11
What's green
got 6 legs & would kill you if it fell on you from a tree? > A Snooker table
got 6 legs & would kill you if it fell on you from a tree? > A Snooker table
BillySugger
31/07/08
10:42
31/07/08
10:42
ringing
some tw@t keeps ringing me and singing prince charming and stand and deliver down the phone. i keep telling him to f@ck off........but he's adamant.
some tw@t keeps ringing me and singing prince charming and stand and deliver down the phone. i keep telling him to f@ck off........but he's adamant.
tonyav
31/07/08
10:23
31/07/08
10:23
Where was the blind canary heading for?
The Birds Eye Shop.
The Birds Eye Shop.
Welsh Git
31/07/08
10:19
31/07/08
10:19
Where do you find an Elephant with no legs?
Well, you can hardly miss it can you?
Well, you can hardly miss it can you?
Welsh Git
31/07/08
10:17
31/07/08
10:17
Where do you find a dog wih no legs
Where you left it.
Where you left it.
Welsh Git
31/07/08
10:15
31/07/08
10:15
what do you call a dear with no eyes & no legs & no sexual organs ?
Still no f***** idea
Still no f***** idea
BillySugger
30/07/08
22:09
30/07/08
22:09
what do you call a dear with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea
Still no idea
BillySugger
30/07/08
22:08
30/07/08
22:08
BillySugger
30/07/08
22:08
30/07/08
22:08
Getting older......
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters? I can cut them for you said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. I am 96 ... [more]
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters? I can cut them for you said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. I am 96 ... [more]
CUPID
29/07/08
15:07
29/07/08
15:07
Blondes.........
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude. With that, sh... [more]
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when Im completely nude. With that, sh... [more]
CUPID
29/07/08
14:59
29/07/08
14:59
I went into the pet shop.................
I went into the pet shop and I said, " I want to buy a Goldfish." The owner said, " Do you want an Aquarium? " I said, " I don't care which star sign it is. "
I went into the pet shop and I said, " I want to buy a Goldfish." The owner said, " Do you want an Aquarium? " I said, " I don't care which star sign it is. "
CSIambleside
28/07/08
23:54
28/07/08
23:54
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