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Golden Wedding
Old couple were about to celebrate their Golden Wedding. Wouldnt it be romantic if we went back to the same hotel as our honeymoon she said. So the old man got on the phone to book the hotel. Whilst youre talkin... [more]
Old couple were about to celebrate their Golden Wedding. Wouldnt it be romantic if we went back to the same hotel as our honeymoon she said. So the old man got on the phone to book the hotel. Whilst youre talkin... [more]
rangerjim
09/07/08
19:06
09/07/08
19:06
In the Library
I was sat at a table in my local library the other day, when a bloke came in, hastely removed his trousers and with a pair of scissors cut off the bottom 2 inches of each trouser leg. He then threw the pieces up on... [more]
I was sat at a table in my local library the other day, when a bloke came in, hastely removed his trousers and with a pair of scissors cut off the bottom 2 inches of each trouser leg. He then threw the pieces up on... [more]
Trojanfarce
09/07/08
15:32
09/07/08
15:32
halloween joke
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom and... [more]
A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom and... [more]
auchinairn
08/07/08
21:44
08/07/08
21:44
funny joke
A black man and his son are on a plane heading home back to Africa. During the plane flight theres a problem, the plane is overweight. On the overhead an annoucement comes on. We are having overweight problems so we... [more]
A black man and his son are on a plane heading home back to Africa. During the plane flight theres a problem, the plane is overweight. On the overhead an annoucement comes on. We are having overweight problems so we... [more]
auchinairn
08/07/08
21:10
08/07/08
21:10
jewish joke
a black guy and a jew are walking down a street when this stunning blond walks towards them .the black guy say i would love to screw her the jew says how much for
a black guy and a jew are walking down a street when this stunning blond walks towards them .the black guy say i would love to screw her the jew says how much for
auchinairn
08/07/08
20:54
08/07/08
20:54
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Because she had no arms.
:Ace:
08/07/08
16:39
08/07/08
16:39
Ignore last joke. Try this instead
Man WITH NO ARMS enters a masturbating competition. Poor sod didn't come anywhere. PS. No wonder I never made it as a comedian.
Man WITH NO ARMS enters a masturbating competition. Poor sod didn't come anywhere. PS. No wonder I never made it as a comedian.
Iamblue
08/07/08
16:38
08/07/08
16:38
Watch where you swim
An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was prop... [more]
An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was prop... [more]
MAD BUTCHER
08/07/08
15:14
08/07/08
15:14
Man. Master Of The House
Husband has just finished reading a book entitled: Man, Master Of The House. He calls to his wife and says: I am master of this house, and you will do just as I say. First, you will cook me the finest gourmet d... [more]
Husband has just finished reading a book entitled: Man, Master Of The House. He calls to his wife and says: I am master of this house, and you will do just as I say. First, you will cook me the finest gourmet d... [more]
Iamblue
07/07/08
08:13
07/07/08
08:13
Jogging prince
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, hed jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. One hundre... [more]
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, hed jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. One hundre... [more]
BillySugger
04/07/08
22:40
04/07/08
22:40
Why does a man ask his girlfriend for her hand in marriage ?
....................so he can stop using his own !
....................so he can stop using his own !
Jillius
03/07/08
12:38
03/07/08
12:38
Do Black people tell racist jokes about White people?
We all know a few racist jokes but I've been wondering what sort of jokes do black people tell to take the mick out of whites ? any ideas or do you know any?
We all know a few racist jokes but I've been wondering what sort of jokes do black people tell to take the mick out of whites ? any ideas or do you know any?
EDDIE51
02/07/08
17:45
02/07/08
17:45
Bank robbery
A Woman, pregnant with triplets was a bystander near a bank robbery. The robber shot her three times in the stomach. No great damage was done but the surgeons thought it was too risky to operate so they let things t... [more]
A Woman, pregnant with triplets was a bystander near a bank robbery. The robber shot her three times in the stomach. No great damage was done but the surgeons thought it was too risky to operate so they let things t... [more]
Bellringer
02/07/08
14:36
02/07/08
14:36
When can you tell that a woman is going to say something sensible?
When she starts by saying: "My husband told me......"
When she starts by saying: "My husband told me......"
Iamblue
02/07/08
12:46
02/07/08
12:46
Two ways to look at everything.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, Do you know her? Yes, I sighed, Sh... [more]
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, Do you know her? Yes, I sighed, Sh... [more]
funnygirl
02/07/08
10:14
02/07/08
10:14
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex thera... [more]
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex thera... [more]
Lakitu
02/07/08
07:30
02/07/08
07:30
Durex condoms, please
Old Ned, 87 years old, was in front of me at the village chemists last week. I was as surprised as the chemist when he asked for a packet of Durex condoms. Seeing the expression on the chemists face he volunteered... [more]
Old Ned, 87 years old, was in front of me at the village chemists last week. I was as surprised as the chemist when he asked for a packet of Durex condoms. Seeing the expression on the chemists face he volunteered... [more]
rescuer
30/06/08
20:28
30/06/08
20:28
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean,
two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said ... [more]
two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said ... [more]
BillySugger
29/06/08
13:04
29/06/08
13:04
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her peton the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the birds chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, Im so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed awa... [more]
As she laid her peton the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the birds chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, Im so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed awa... [more]
BillySugger
29/06/08
13:01
29/06/08
13:01
Old Time Love
Vic is 95 and lives in a retirement home. Every night after dinner, Vic goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, June, age 87, wanders into the gar... [more]
Vic is 95 and lives in a retirement home. Every night after dinner, Vic goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, June, age 87, wanders into the gar... [more]
Bird Legs
28/06/08
19:32
28/06/08
19:32
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