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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued, Do you know what these ar... [more]
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued, Do you know what these ar... [more]
BillySugger
28/09/08
18:15
28/09/08
18:15
World's Oldest Woman
When asked to what she attributed her longevity at age113, the world's oldest woman replied, "Lack of peer pressure..."
When asked to what she attributed her longevity at age113, the world's oldest woman replied, "Lack of peer pressure..."
Clanad
27/09/08
18:55
27/09/08
18:55
Fortune Teller
Two fortune tellers are enjoying a day out at Bognor on a lovely summer's day. "Beautiful weather" says one "yes" replies the other, "reminds me of the summer of 2034"
Two fortune tellers are enjoying a day out at Bognor on a lovely summer's day. "Beautiful weather" says one "yes" replies the other, "reminds me of the summer of 2034"
frankofile
27/09/08
17:48
27/09/08
17:48
Farmers boy.
Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside...Mummy the bulls king the cow! No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow Later Tommy runs in again... Mummy the bulls surprising all the cows! No T... [more]
Little Tommy on a farm, runs inside...Mummy the bulls king the cow! No Tommy, you must be polite & say the bulls surprising the cow Later Tommy runs in again... Mummy the bulls surprising all the cows! No T... [more]
carrust
26/09/08
21:00
26/09/08
21:00
Disabled Joke
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabl... [more]
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabl... [more]
Myriad2112
26/09/08
18:06
26/09/08
18:06
My friend gave his wife a Grand piano,
When all she wanted was an upright organ
When all she wanted was an upright organ
redbreast
25/09/08
13:38
25/09/08
13:38
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress
are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The en... [more]
are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The en... [more]
Leight0n
23/09/08
16:32
23/09/08
16:32
Some (possibly) genuine excerpts from an airline faults log
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explai... [more]
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explai... [more]
Trojanfarce
22/09/08
10:28
22/09/08
10:28
The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, Once I wa... [more]
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, Once I wa... [more]
Therema
20/09/08
23:54
20/09/08
23:54
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died,
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning. Horrified, Jenny s... [more]
Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning. Horrified, Jenny s... [more]
Therema
20/09/08
22:28
20/09/08
22:28
A mother was cleaning her sons bedroom
when she finds some S+M magazines under his bed. She goes to her husband to see how best to deal with it . He says" Im not sure but i don't think we should spank him "
when she finds some S+M magazines under his bed. She goes to her husband to see how best to deal with it . He says" Im not sure but i don't think we should spank him "
Therema
20/09/08
22:14
20/09/08
22:14
A woman had two sons jack and john who were always swearing
She was forever telling them to stop swearing to no avail. So she went to see the local priest for his advice when she explained her problem the priest too give them a good slap when they swore The m... [more]
She was forever telling them to stop swearing to no avail. So she went to see the local priest for his advice when she explained her problem the priest too give them a good slap when they swore The m... [more]
redbreast
20/09/08
21:38
20/09/08
21:38
Airline story
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited... [more]
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited... [more]
BillySugger
20/09/08
15:53
20/09/08
15:53
Bloke's operation
This blokes on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the mans balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a piece of equipment, t... [more]
This blokes on the operating table, having a operation on his tackle. The surgeon cuts open the scrotum and takes out the mans balls, placing them on a table. As the surgeon walks away to get a piece of equipment, t... [more]
Ian1
19/09/08
22:59
19/09/08
22:59
Steve Hawking.
Steve Hawking went on a date. He ended up in casualty with broken hips and ankles,fractured skull , concussion and multiple cuts and bruises. . . . Apparently, she stood him up!!!
Steve Hawking went on a date. He ended up in casualty with broken hips and ankles,fractured skull , concussion and multiple cuts and bruises. . . . Apparently, she stood him up!!!
EDDIE51
19/09/08
21:28
19/09/08
21:28
what's brown and sticky?
My Rihanna poster
My Rihanna poster
Priesty
19/09/08
16:20
19/09/08
16:20
what's brown and sticky?
A stick!
A stick!
annie0000
19/09/08
16:03
19/09/08
16:03
I was at the cashpoint the other day........
...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
Trojanfarce
19/09/08
15:54
19/09/08
15:54
I've got the answer
Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, ... [more]
Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, ... [more]
Leachy10
19/09/08
14:34
19/09/08
14:34
Lamb Or Chicken?
With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
Leachy10
18/09/08
23:49
18/09/08
23:49
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