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Only in Jamaica!!
Winston the Jamaican is on Who wants to be a Millionaire and has reached the £1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, Right Winston, this is for £1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so pleas... [more]
Winston the Jamaican is on Who wants to be a Millionaire and has reached the £1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, Right Winston, this is for £1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so pleas... [more]
funnygirl
08/09/08
10:05
08/09/08
10:05
Women
Women are like hurricanes. All hot and sticky just before they come and when they leave, a mans house has gone.
Women are like hurricanes. All hot and sticky just before they come and when they leave, a mans house has gone.
Mortartube
08/09/08
10:01
08/09/08
10:01
Men
Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming. You never know how long they'll last. You never know how many inches you'll get.
Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming. You never know how long they'll last. You never know how many inches you'll get.
gelda
08/09/08
06:42
08/09/08
06:42
Dog
A dog walked into a saloon & said I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.
A dog walked into a saloon & said I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.
tombrandy
06/09/08
22:24
06/09/08
22:24
artur boruc the holy goalie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltggt86qqk0& ;feature=related celtic goalkeeper arthur boruc has given up alchohol after the defeat by rangers. he reckons 2 millers and hes f u c k e d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltggt86qqk0& ;feature=related celtic goalkeeper arthur boruc has given up alchohol after the defeat by rangers. he reckons 2 millers and hes f u c k e d
auchinairn
06/09/08
14:05
06/09/08
14:05
Victoria Beckham
has admitted having an affair with Gary Glitter whilst they were together in LA. Glitter denies the allegations, stating that he was in Brooklyn at the time.
has admitted having an affair with Gary Glitter whilst they were together in LA. Glitter denies the allegations, stating that he was in Brooklyn at the time.
Iamblue
06/09/08
11:29
06/09/08
11:29
Newcastle United
The nativity play has been cancelled this year in Newcastle . They have 11 donkeys , 1 Wise man and no Messiah !
The nativity play has been cancelled this year in Newcastle . They have 11 donkeys , 1 Wise man and no Messiah !
TheEpsilon
05/09/08
17:55
05/09/08
17:55
Rain
Why does it rain so much in Wales ? > > > Because they deserve it
Why does it rain so much in Wales ? > > > Because they deserve it
BillySugger
05/09/08
17:34
05/09/08
17:34
What do you call a frenchman wearing rubber shoes?
What do you call a frenchman wearing rubber shoes? Phillippe Phillop
What do you call a frenchman wearing rubber shoes? Phillippe Phillop
jasconi
05/09/08
12:48
05/09/08
12:48
Jewish Doctor.
A Jewish Doctor is run over outside his Hampstead clinic. The paramedics arrive and perform first aid. One asks him Doctor, Doctor are you comfortable The doctor replies Errrrrr, I shmake a living I ... [more]
A Jewish Doctor is run over outside his Hampstead clinic. The paramedics arrive and perform first aid. One asks him Doctor, Doctor are you comfortable The doctor replies Errrrrr, I shmake a living I ... [more]
Abdulmajid
04/09/08
22:07
04/09/08
22:07
man and usual demands
Man and wife go off to bed, the man strokes his wifes arm and says how about it then, she says sorry but Ive got a gynacologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean, he turns over but shortly turns to face... [more]
Man and wife go off to bed, the man strokes his wifes arm and says how about it then, she says sorry but Ive got a gynacologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean, he turns over but shortly turns to face... [more]
gelda
03/09/08
17:13
03/09/08
17:13
Book
A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide, the librairian says ' P1ss off, you won't bring it back'
A man goes into the library and asks for a book on suicide, the librairian says ' P1ss off, you won't bring it back'
gelda
03/09/08
17:02
03/09/08
17:02
Airline pilots...
...A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mut... [more]
...A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mut... [more]
jd_here
03/09/08
14:22
03/09/08
14:22
best mans speech
I need some ice breakers, help pls.
I need some ice breakers, help pls.
triggerhippy
03/09/08
12:57
03/09/08
12:57
catholic bait
At the waters edge two Protestants have a rope in the water which is tied around a poor Catholic who is splashing and flailing about fighting for his life. A passer -by sees what is happening and rushes over to assi... [more]
At the waters edge two Protestants have a rope in the water which is tied around a poor Catholic who is splashing and flailing about fighting for his life. A passer -by sees what is happening and rushes over to assi... [more]
josofagus
01/09/08
15:12
01/09/08
15:12
Replies to Jokes
Dear Abers. I am sure I am not alone in my annoyance at replies that say things like Heard it before Very old Has been here before Check 176 posts down. Jokes are like songs and movie... [more]
Dear Abers. I am sure I am not alone in my annoyance at replies that say things like Heard it before Very old Has been here before Check 176 posts down. Jokes are like songs and movie... [more]
Abdulmajid
31/08/08
16:25
31/08/08
16:25
The BusRide
The BusRide Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Yorkshire. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde tea... [more]
The BusRide Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Yorkshire. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde tea... [more]
CUPID
31/08/08
14:38
31/08/08
14:38
Why are women like snow flakes?
They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face.
They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face.
BillySugger
31/08/08
11:49
31/08/08
11:49
Women are like fires
If they are not watched closely, they go out.
If they are not watched closely, they go out.
Mortartube
31/08/08
11:12
31/08/08
11:12
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