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A hypnotist is called in to a nursing home to try to entertain all the old folks. He pulls out a beautiful old watch on a chain. The watch has been in his family for generations. It is priceless, irreplaceable.
He swings the watch back and forth, back and forth...and he says "watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch"...just then the watch falls off the chain,falls to the ground and smashes into a million pieces. "SH1T" !!!!said the hypnotist.
It tooks 3 weeks to clean up the place.
06:47 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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rofl I haven't heard that one for years, but it's still a cracker :D
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