I like this one !!

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>
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> BIG PEOPLE WORDS
>
>
> A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed
> to
> the
> first grade.
>
> The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
> talk!
> You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
>
> She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
>
> 'I went to visit my Nana'.
>
> No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
>
> She then asked Mitchell what he had done
>
> 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
>
> She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
> 'Big
> People' words'.
>
> She then asked little Alex what he had done?
>
> 'I read a book' he replied.
>
> That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
> 'What book did you read?'
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>
>
> ( I love this...)
>
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> Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
> pride,
> and said,
>
> 'Winnie the Sugar'
>
12:15 Thu 18th Nov 2010
 
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And the same three kids names.! ! !
Yeah but Alex read 'Winnie The Sh!t' in the original !!!

So it is different <NOT>

<GRIN>

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