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Swimming Pool

I was asked to leave the local swimming pool this morning as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers... I pointed out another guy in similar trunks and asked why he wasn't being asked to leave also. "Because be hasn't ṣḥiṭ himself" they said.
12:10 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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|I got some funny looks when I wore my speedo trunks to the pool. Then i realised the 's' had fallen off.
12:26 Fri 06th Aug 2010

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