gnome sweet gnome - gnome puns please!

[AB Editor]

I'll start:

Gnome is where the heart it.

Spare Ed

[squarebear]

There's no place like gnome

[squarebear]

Gnome an is an island...

[squarebear]

gnome alone

[bibblebub]

please gnome or...

[squarebear]

gnome unny until payday

[zzxxee]

knick knack paddywack give the dog a gnome !!!!

[squarebear]

When in Gnome, do as the Gnomans do.

[squarebear]

"Gnome atter what they tell us
Gnome atter what they do
Gnome atter what they teach us
What we believe is true" - Boyzone

[rowanwitch]

Gnome guard, used to work at the gnome office. ... gnomensionit

[Akinator]

I went into B&Q and told the assistant that i wanted to stick some dado rail up in my living room. It was a total disaster I have struggled and struggled using a combination of panel pins and whimsical garden ornaments.

If you ask one of these so-called experts from B&Q for advice on attaching wood to walls and they recommend 'gnome or nails', tell them to fluff off.

[AB Editor]

These are monstrously good.

Gnomeward bound?

[McMouse]

Human genome project

[dothawkes31]

Gnome Gnome on the Range, (where the dear and the antelope play, )

[zzxxee]

gnoming me gnoming you aha !!!!!!

[Akinator]

gnome woman, gnome cry

[McMouse]

Given the Current offerings I couldn't Resist Voltaires comments on Gnohms Law.

[dothawkes31]

Country Roads Take Me Gnome

[zzxxee]

that well known answerbanker
gnome mercy !!!!

[Akinator]

http://idynamo.files....jagger-picture-11.jpg

[rowanwitch]

Gnome or heroes any more...

Footballs comin gnome its coming etc