Avatar Image johanna02

Little Johnny

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word DOUGH. Little Jane puts up her hand - In Italy they make Pizza using special DOUGH she says. Very good says Teacher. Little Mary raises her hand and says - My little brother makes dinosaurs out of playDOUGH. Excellent says Teacher. Little Johnny raises his hand and says - My Mummy says my Dad is so useless that she has to use a DIL-DOUGH!
02:06 Sat 21st Feb 2009
prev My brother Mark thought some one was calling him   Paddy up the Alley next
 
Best Answer


No best answer has yet been selected by johanna02. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

1 to 3 of 3

Avatar Image
ll_billym
D'oh
15:56 Sat 21st Feb 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob
Oh dil doh !
18:08 Sat 21st Feb 2009
Avatar Image
carlton23
No Bob.....dildo.
01:24 Mon 23rd Feb 2009

1 to 3 of 3

Post An Answer

Related Questions

Avatar Image
marval

It's Those Kids Again

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mother looked back once while she was driving," he announced...
17:17 Wed 29th May 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:34 Wed 29th May 2013
Avatar Image
frozengal

Stupid :p

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're...
10:22 Mon 27th May 20132 answers, last by frozengal 10:38 Mon 27th May 2013
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Hiking....

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost £200," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little...
13:49 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:30 Tue 11th Jun 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Naughty Johnny

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first...
23:22 Sat 18th May 20137 answers, last by Stargazer 23:53 Sat 18th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Kids

Johnny's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So, it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Johnny handed in a poor paper. "This is the...
18:54 Tue 26th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 00:02 Thu 28th Mar 2013
Avatar Image
marval

What Do You Want To Do?

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is...
19:34 Tue 07th May 20133 answers, last by frozengal 05:13 Wed 08th May 2013

Latest posts