Little Johnny

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word DOUGH. Little Jane puts up her hand - In Italy they make Pizza using special DOUGH she says. Very good says Teacher. Little Mary raises her hand and says - My little brother makes dinosaurs out of playDOUGH. Excellent says Teacher. Little Johnny raises his hand and says - My Mummy says my Dad is so useless that she has to use a DIL-DOUGH!
02:06 Sat 21st Feb 2009
 
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D'oh
Oh dil doh !
No Bob.....dildo.

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