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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the landlord, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.

I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.

The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'

Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the landlord. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the landlord.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

In A Pickle Wed 13/08/08 11:00

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ginger69
Wed 13/08/08
12:41

Took me a moment or two but i got it Very funny thx for the smile.

Postdog
Wed 13/08/08
14:14

That is subtly funny.

tonyav
Thurs 14/08/08
16:03

like that one iap

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