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A black man and his son are on a plane heading home back to Africa. During the plane flight theres a problem, the plane is overweight. On the overhead an annoucement comes on. "We are having overweight problems so we are going to have to throw some people off of the back of the plane, we'll start in alphabetical order. Will all african americans please stand up and move to the back of the plane". The Son stands up and the father says "sit down." "Will all black people please stand up and goto the back of the plane." The Son stands up father says "sit down." "Will all cloured people please stand up and move to the back of the plane." The Son stands up the father says "sit down." The son then says "But dad, if were not african americans, blacks, or coloured, what are we?" "Today were ******* son."


auchinairn  Tue 08/07/08 21:10
gelda
Wed 09/07/08
07:49
Don't get it !
joggerjayne
Wed 09/07/08
08:02
gelda ... As I recall the joke from when it was first around, (many, many years ago), the father picks a word which is much further back in the alphabet ...

... something like ... "Today, we're n i g g e r s , son".

But as I say, I'm casting my mind a long way back.
BillySugger
Wed 09/07/08
11:34
Was it funny a long way back?
eyebrows
Wed 09/07/08
11:36
befoe time began
gelda
Wed 09/07/08
17:02
Thanks Jayne, but I still don't think it's that funny!
baitress
Wed 09/07/08
17:25
He possibly meant zulus
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