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Do Black people tell racist jokes about White people?

We all know a few racist jokes but I've been wondering what sort of jokes do black people tell to take the mick out of whites ? any ideas or do you know any?

EDDIE51 Wed 02/07/08 17:45

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Abdulmajid
Wed 02/07/08
17:49

Q) What do you say to a black man with a job?

A) Big Mac and fries please

Q) What do you say to a white man with a job?

A) Hello, I would like to invest in a split-share dividend portfolio please

Q) Why do BMW's have small steering wheels?

A) So the blacks can drive them with handcuffs on

Q) Why do BMW's have small steering wheels?

A) So the whites can experience trailing throttle whilst undertaking a sporting bend and have a firm response with a sports style Momo-steering wheel of precise German engineering.

Not exactly funny are they???

funnygirl
Wed 02/07/08
21:07

No they're not!!

We make jokes about irish people and the like but I've never personally said 'white folks'

I joke about black folks too!!!

rescuer
Wed 02/07/08
21:20

Every country has a group about which they make jokes. English have the Irish for example. The Americans have thePoles.
Somewhere in the archives I have a list of these which a newspaper had published some years ago. I must try to find it. I bet it's under the pile of old white fivers!

Maggoty
Thurs 03/07/08
09:50

Q : Whats white and 12" long

A : Nothing

Iamblue
Thurs 03/07/08
12:44

Black man and white man standing on a bank, having a slash in a stream.

White man: "This water sure is cold."

Black man: "Yeah,man, and it sure is deep".

EDDIE51
Thurs 03/07/08
22:34

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Abdulmajid, those seem like White racist jokes to me.
Maggoty & Iamblue are on the right track, but are there any that do not relate to the supposed difference in penis size?

alponce
Thurs 03/07/08
22:37

Just look in the papers we all as whites get it all the time

alponce
Thurs 03/07/08
22:39

Hey in this country you have to say sir AFTER THE BLACK MAN BIT

JK04
Thurs 03/07/08
22:42

Im irish, we joke about the english.... so yeah.. awkward...

alponce
Thurs 03/07/08
22:42

as to black men driving LEARN THE BLOODY HIGHWAY CODE IDIOT now i am settled i let off steam here and will sleep soundly thankyou

alponce
Thurs 03/07/08
22:44

and as to your replies i still sleep soundly

north star
Sat 05/07/08
17:18

After the result of the Irish vote on EU constitution I vowed to my self never to tell another joke about the 'stupid Irish'

Prodigy
Tue 08/07/08
09:06

Why do Black people wear flares?

Because their Negros!

getiit, negros/knee grows!!!!

jonesytwotwo
Tue 08/07/08
14:15

My mate, (who happens to be black), overheard some guys in the changing room at cricket taling about the size of his tackle. He silenced them all. He says "Well we can't all be black". Boom Boom. Luv it.

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