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Two ways to look at everything.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up 20 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.

funnygirl Wed 02/07/08 10:14

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Leight0n
Wed 02/07/08
10:53

I perfer thisversion!

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and the wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

The man asks, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up 20 years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says the man, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

Hahahaha! Nice post though!

squarebear
Wed 02/07/08
11:20

But that's the same thing word for word Leight0n but with man and woman swapped round...

Leight0n
Wed 02/07/08
11:26

You don't say!

Dear me!

SKA
Thurs 03/07/08
11:52

I like the first version!

Avatar
Tue 08/07/08
13:55

If you prefer one version to the other that means you are a sexist

sophie_1003
Fri 11/07/08
19:20

no it doesn't!! i should imagine most women would prefer the first and most men the second, and if jokes weren't slightly insulting they wouldn't be funny

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