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Durex condoms, please

Old Ned, 87 years old, was in front of me at the village chemists last week. I was as surprised as the chemist when he asked for a packet of Durex condoms. Seeing the expression on the chemist's face he volunteered the reason he wanted them. "I'm going on a dirty weekend with Annie Brown", he said.
"But, Annie's 85 so there's no chance of her getting pregnant, Ned."
"I know that," said Ned," but she likes the smell of burning rubber."

rescuer Mon 30/06/08 20:28

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