Jokes
Bargains
Patrick & Shamus away from home for the first time on a visit to London.
They spot a shop, Suits £10....... Trousers £5............. Shirts £2.
Shamus said "Patrick, there's a bargain, lets buy the entire stock"
Patrick says "Ok but don't let on we are Irish, the English don't like us".
Shamus, in his best English accent said "Can I buy your entire stock please?"
The man behind the counter said "Your Irish aint ya"
"Jasus Christ how did you know that" said Patrick.
Man behind the counter said "Because this is a dry cleaners"
dilligaf Wed 30/04/08 15:38
© AnswerBank Ltd 2000-2008. All Rights Reserved.
- 0min ago by fagley
you mag 1 down
in Quizzes & Puzzles - 2min ago by roslyn251254
Sunday Mail (Scottish) 06/07/08
in Quizzes & Puzzles - 3min ago by buildersmate
Easyjet Hold Bag Allowance
in Travel - 4min ago by GK Fanatic
dtgk
in Quizzes & Puzzles
