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Midget jockey - silly toilet humour, I know...

A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognise him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the trainer picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The trainer is gettin' pretty ****** off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twa t"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the trainer grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's vagina, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

Whickerman Mon 28/04/08 20:22

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Postdog
Mon 28/04/08
20:39

Yes, silly but it made me giggle.

puddicat
Mon 28/04/08
20:41

yep and me hee hee

figure
Mon 28/04/08
20:42

ha ha! I see you're on a roll tonight ....

keithlbw
Mon 28/04/08
23:45

10 out of 10...ROFLMAO

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Tue 29/04/08
13:52

Cant beat a good Jethro joke. Even if it should be twot instead of tw4t.

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