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Patsy33 | 22:30 Tue 19th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
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Arksided
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Door-sprung-a-leak technique.
22:57 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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What a drip !!!
22:31 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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I think he's trying to turn me on....
22:43 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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I'd watch it if I were you, Patsy. These plumbers run hot and cold you know.
22:45 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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turn it gently, don't faucet
22:45 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Water you think he's up to?...
22:47 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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eau, I don't know
22:50 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Evian I knew that.
22:51 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Water closet comedian.
22:54 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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He must've trying to tap me up for something....
22:55 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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You mean he wanted you to splash the cash?
22:57 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Door-sprung-a-leak technique.
22:57 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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I never knew anything about it. He must've gone underground
23:01 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Your plumbers a womble?
23:09 Tue 19th Sep 2017

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