We Went

[Patsy33]

Went to a shocking pub last night called 'The Fiddle',
it was a vile inn.

[Tilly2]

Did you not fit in 'The Fiddle'?

[marval]

Did you take a bow when you entered?

[Patsy33]

I had to pluck up courage!

[Hopkirk]

Did they have any Bass?

[jno]

limon cello maybe, Hopkirk?

[Hopkirk]

I found I could put up with the pub by having a strong drink, in fact I made mine a treble.

[Hopkirk]

Patsy is being a bit crotchety about the pub.

[Hopkirk]

Mind you, I have made a note to avoid that hostelry.

[jno]

cross that bridge when you come to it.

[Berniecuddles2]

I spoke to the publican he said sorry you found it vile he'll pull a few strings the next time you visit to make it better

[Patsy33]

Thanks Berniecuddles. You make a good case for the vile Inn...

[Berniecuddles2]

i'll keep plucking away for you x

[Patsy33]

Oh, that's music to my ears Berniecuddles....

[Hopkirk]

Patsy, the publican has a change of mind about your complaints, and he doesn't want you visiting any more. He says you are band.

[Patsy33]

Oh fiddle sticks!

[cupid04]

But you're be welcome in the Kings arms...

[Patsy33]

I'll try there then Cupid. I've heard he's a bit of an old fiddler....

[cupid04]

Lol! we call it foreplay down souff!

[Patsy33]

Oh do you, interesting... Many a tune played on an old fiddle you know!

[cupid04]

Oi! ^^