Out On The Town

[Chipchopper]

A young man on his first date was eager to impress new girl friend, so he booked a table in a local Italian restaurant.
They entered the dimly lit restaurant and was escorted to a romantic table for two.
"Allow me to order" the young man says as he's handed the menu, as the waiter looks on.
We'l try the pageone and a bottle of Vino Nobile Di Montepulchiano".
The Waiter coughs and says "I'm afraid we don't have any pageone sir, that is page one"
As the room falls silent, the young man says OK, in that case we'l have the Spag Bol and a bottle of red.

[marval]

lol