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Smowball | 20:05 Sun 05th Mar 2017 | Jokes
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Whilst cooking lastnight I got some herbs in my left eye. I'm now parsley sighted...
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Thyme will heal it Smow
I am so sorrel.
Dilliberately?
Is your mane actually Rosemary?
..or Basil?
you should be named Basil fawty.
At least you can get the best treatment with you being minted!
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Lol!!
Chive got to remember this joke.
Nice to see the sages out on here with their advice.
It'll take sages for that to heal, Smow.
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Very good lol
Be careful you don't cause an accident whilst Parsley sighted, or you may find yourself in the Dock at the Old Bay Leaf.
punishment for being a sinner man, I expect
cumin into my world of mishaps and mayhem, dill you need
only follow this thread.
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Omg lol.....
i lovage your post
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Haha! Very good
can you fenugreek, the threads dill going.
Perhaps your friend Rosemary can help?....

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