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Patsy33 | 12:05 Sun 15th Jan 2017 | Jokes
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A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's going to bring it back??
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?"
After an extensive search the librarian returns, “I can’t find it."
The man says "That’s the one!"
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It's after the F spot isn't it Marval? Lol!...
I believe it is Patsy.

A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."
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A man asked librarian if they had 'Conspiracies Of The World' she told him the new order would be there by Monday....
What happened to the Irish National Library?

Someone stole the book.
The librarian handed the blind man a cheese grater......

The blind man said, "That's the most violent book I've ever read."

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Haha DTC, that is soo funny!
The library decided to take the books on sex off the shelves as children kept sniggering at them. Instead they put a notice on the shelf space where the books should have been it read,
''Please ask Librarian for sex ''
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Lol Eddie!!
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."
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Good one Marval!..
I've been trying for ages to get rid of my book on Boomerangs.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"

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