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marval | 18:22 Fri 02nd Dec 2016 | Jokes
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I asked the barber if he could do my hair in two minutes.

He said "Of course! I know a short cut."

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Last visit to the Barbers there where 4 of them cutting my hair at once. Well, I did ask for a crew cut.
22:10 Fri 02nd Dec 2016
What does the barber do for a living ?......Eclipse
What did you say? Chop chop??
That was a bit snippy!
Come on Tilly, let's not split hairs....
That's going beyond the fringe, Patsy!
Parting is such sweet sorrow
That's cutting it a bit short.
Are you receding, Chip? Byeeeee!
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You lot are razor sharp today.
We have the cutting edge Marval...
We are on a permanent wave :-)
Go really fast, Mo-he-can.
Would you comb here again?
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Well, I wouldn't give him the brush off.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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That's a bald statement Tilly.
Last visit to the Barbers there where 4 of them cutting my hair at once.

Well, I did ask for a crew cut.
Good one, Ozz!
Thanks

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