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Patsy33 | 15:28 Mon 24th Oct 2016 | Jokes
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Me and my neighbour had a race to see who could put the washing out on the line the quickest. It was level pegging......
  
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That was a Bold move, bit too close for comfort.
Did Len Or referee?
Omo!.....not more washing puns!
What travels along your washing line at 100 miles per hour? Honda pants.
Did you get aerial shots of the race?
My budgie smugglers were mobbed by marauding crows!
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I though it might have come to blows.....
I found your story while surfing the net.
Was the answer blowing in the wind!
Nothing like a bit of fun to "Tide" us over..
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Yes, the Tide was coming in....
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Think we need new props....
Whilst hanging a pair of jeans out on the line, I found a mouse in one of the pockets.
It came out squeaky clean.
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?...


...Your mum!
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Was her name Peg?
Did you get the line from Siegfried?

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