Did You Know All You Can Get On The Nhs?

[Khandro]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711535/Nurse-sex-acts-patient-allegations-breasts-Julie-Porthouse

[Dodger666]

Maybe it's the only way she get it.

[Dodger666]

^^^^

Missed out "can". Why didn't they include an edit feature in the last face lift?

[ummmm]

It also happens in prisons...

[Baldric]

// and showing off her tattoo on her lower back.//

That will be the aptly named Tramp Stamp then.

[Mamyalynne]

Has the hearing concluded now or are you just assuming her denials are false?


If so is there an updated report?

[Baldric]

//The hearing continues.//

[Mamyalynne]

Ok, we'll see whether she has breached the rules then - of course it happens in every profession and must be investigated.

[Zacs-Master]

Doesn't make it clear who brought the specific allegations. Seems to jump from allegations of an affair by her boss to specific 'acts'.

[derekpara]

Think of the service patient A would have got if he'd gone private !

[mikey4444]

There is a joke from when I was young and the punchline is a Goblin Teasmade, but I've forgotten it now.

[Mamyalynne]

We should thank heaven for small mercies then.

[Togo]

Ah that would be the Irishman in a hotel room and private arrangements with room service mikey. He was advised to demand a Goblin teasmaid and was astonished at the outcome.

[Mamyalynne]

I do wish they'd stop swapping the topics round so often.

[mikey4444]

Togo...that's the one !

[Togo]

Lol mikey and he continued to be astonished every morning................. for a fortnight. (^_*)

[1rovert]

How is I can't find one of these ?