The Pastors False Teeth...........

Shaglene | 19:21 Mon 30th May 2016 | Jokes

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A pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following
Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit
and they asked him what happened.
The pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he
couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more
than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's' teeth in by mistake and
he couldn't shut up.