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marval | 18:22 Sun 29th May 2016 | Jokes
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"Look at me!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.

“Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after loose women!!”

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, “And tomorrow — tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my -90th- birthday!!”

"Oh, really?" asked one of the young onlookers, "No drinking, no women, no smoking....Celebrate....How?"
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