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Patsy33 | 07:58 Fri 06th May 2016 | Jokes
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....
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They spoke very highly of you.
Was they laughing silly?
I quit my job as a pilot, it didn't take off the way I thought it would.
I quit my job as a gravedigger after I lost the plot.
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I used to be a trapeze artist........but I was let go..
I grew too old and crusty to work in a bakery.
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I've just started a new job stitching shoes. It was so- so...
lost my job as a psychic, i didn't see that coming
I quit my job as a bookie when I became a little hoarse.
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I used to have a job in the pantomime as a horse. I quit while I was a- head....
Great, going to pinch a few of these!!
wanted a job feeding the giraffes at the zoo but they said i wasn't up to it
I was depressed when I lost my job at the dry cleaners.
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I used to be a mime, but now I can talk about it....
Had to quit my window cleaning job, apparently I was washed up.
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I was sadly no longer wanted at the flower shop. They said I had gone to seed.....
I no longer work at a nursery as I went potty.
I'm no longer a violinist with an orchestra, I was caught fiddling with myself.
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I was told to leave my job as a cook. They told me I was a stirrer....
I could not understand being dismissed as a scarecrow, I was outstanding in my field!

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