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Chipchopper | 12:14 Fri 29th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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Experts are predicting an explosion in the slug population, due to the mildest winter weather for decades.

Mind you, I think blowing them up could be a bit messy!
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It has always been slug city on my allotment :-( The only non organic treatment I use are slug pellets, I've tried other methods, but to no avail :-(
12:26 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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The experts should proceed at a snail's pace.
16:43 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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I used to be into racing snails. Then one day I had the bright idea of removing the shell on mine as the weight reduction should make it faster; but it only made it more sluggish.
16:46 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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LOL at OG!!
17:01 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Betfred are shelling out considerable sums on just how mild the winter has been. Butter, Baguette and Garlic sales are on the increase, Waitrose were commenting as well.
17:04 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Melv, I found that the slug pellets were a waste of time, I kept missing with the flipping things ;-/
18:16 Fri 29th Apr 2016

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