Strip Tease

maggiebee | 01:47 Wed 10th Feb 2016 | Jokes

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Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Eddie doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

What on earth are you doing Eddie,' says Paddy

Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin' sh** out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Eddie. 'Me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'

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Butterbun

Blimey!

stuey

Love it:) I copied and printed it, inserting another name for "Mick", and the name of a female bartender at my local bar for "missus"...I wonder if she'll cut me off?:)

stuey

I forgot to mention, she is Irish.