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melv16 | 15:48 Thu 04th Feb 2016 | Jokes
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M1 southbound junction 10.
A lorry load of terrapins has collided with a truck load of tortoises..

It's a turtle disaster....
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Were they running on Shell?
15:50 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Strange really because they would only be crawling along.
15:51 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Leave the jokes to me, please :-)
16:30 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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One Foot in the Grave...............
16:59 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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//Leave the jokes to me, please :-)//

ok - how long do we have to wait for one ?
17:00 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Baz. how do you keep a **** in suspense?

I'll tell you later:-)
17:04 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Well that's tortoise all a lesson then ...
17:06 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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Very good, Dave.
17:09 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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What a Shellarious joke
18:45 Thu 04th Feb 2016
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No doubt there was a car a pace behind !
01:33 Fri 05th Feb 2016

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