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janzman | 15:58 Mon 25th May 2015 | Jokes
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1. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

2. A hand grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

4. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

5. Don't join dangerous cults....practice safe sects.

6. When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

7. A Buddhist with severe toothache refused anesthesia as he wanted to transcend dental medication.

hey-ho!!!
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If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Quite good!
Yes I did smile, thank you.

a urologist was taken to court for allegedly botching an operation that required him to remove a foreskin

but the case was dismissed, as the evidence was entirely circumstantial
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