I Was At

[marval]

I was at the market a while back.

I saw a man stealing some cotton, lace and denim.

Police have asked me to go to court as a material witness.

[excelsior-1]

if you testify - just stick to the basics, no frills

[scorpiojo]

He brocade the law

[DTCwordfan]

Be careful of his QC, he/she will be about to needle you and, in doing so, stitch you up.

[aelmpvw]

i think you're spinning a yarn

[scorpiojo]

They'll ask him to swear on the Bible, unless he's a muslin (sorry)

[jno]

I hope you leave the jury suede

[Arksided]

He'll know a stitch in time is worth nine to ten with good behaviour.