Idea

[marval]

I've come up with an idea for a spray that clears the air of all smells.

I went to the patent office and the guy said; "This is madness!"

"No." I said. "This is Non-Scents"

[Svejk]

So you came on here to get a plug in?

[marval]

We will need it soon, it must be nearly time for The Eurovision Pong Contest.

[weecalf]

Did he show you the odour

[magicmick]

When he showed you the odour, did he sing arrivedrci aroma?

[scorpiojo]

Was he aRomany?

[marval]

He did give me a nice bouquet.

[Svejk]

Glade it had a happy ending. Perhaps he was an aerosol man.

[marval]

As long as nothing got on his air wick.

[Butterbun]

Scented candles for the wind.

[magicmick]

Three bugs in the bathroom, number one said to number two, "where is that smell coming from?" number two said

"it's not me it must be de udder ant"

[scorpiojo]

Very good, Mr Hucknall :)

[magicmick]

My jokes are better than my singing scorpiojo, you really would not want to hear me sing:(