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Bazile | 12:02 Wed 28th Jan 2015 | Jokes
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov , and there was a check tablecloth on the table .
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.



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Were you eating pawns
14:52 Wed 28th Jan 2015
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He passed it with the condiments of the season?
17:13 Wed 28th Jan 2015
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I was arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road yesterday, I asked the police officer 'is it cos I am black?'
17:14 Wed 28th Jan 2015
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"Na, just doing a check, mate!"
17:16 Wed 28th Jan 2015
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//I was arrested for playing chess in the middle of the road yesterday, I asked the police officer 'is it cos I am black?' //

Na , it was because it was the middle of the 'Knight' and you were not wearing your high viz jacket
17:22 Wed 28th Jan 2015

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