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ummmm | 09:00 Tue 28th Oct 2014 | Jokes
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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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Good Alzheimer's one, ummmm
That's quite funny, my Grandad has just roared because that's exactly the sort of thing he does now xxx
Where is Wetherspoons Ummmm?
I'd like to make a booking.
Lol, I like that.
Cool story, but Wetherspoons in Uxbridge opened in 1994, so I don't think this story is true...
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Lol, Jim...
Good but I'm certain I've read it here before, some time back ;-)
///Cool story, but Wetherspoons in Uxbridge opened in 1994, so I don't think this story is true...///
in that case i suppose making the trip to to check out the barmaid would be a waste of time
Oldie but definitely a goodie.
I laughed out loud once DT had explained it for me.
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Lol...
Glad to be of service, Talbot.....

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