Billy

[Jordyboy9]

Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for Those Not in the Know.

A trainee paratrooper is standing at the door feeling queezy.

The Sarn'tmajor says "jump you wimp".

"But what if my 'chute doesn't open"?

"You've a reserve 'chute, and if that doesn't work, just shout Allah Allah"!

So para jumps and his 'chute fails, as does his reserve, so he shouts "Allah, Allah" and a big brown hand comes out of the clouds, catches him and puts him safely on the ground.

"Thankk *** for that, Jesus was that close"!


and a big brown foot comes out of the clouds and squishes him.