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marval | 17:44 Thu 11th Sep 2014 | Jokes
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A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate.

They decided to pull over and park and have some fun.

Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.

All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.

"Didn't you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed by being caught, they said yes and apologised.

"Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket."

So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.

After getting dressed, the girl asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.

He responded, "Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!"
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LOL
Big chuckle from me!
Lol Clearly a rather big car!!
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LOL
//"Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!" //

Weren't they parked up ?
lol
If you're over 6 feet tall scrivens, you're feet would be dangling out of the side window.............
lol @ baz................
mind your back welshy lol
very good, marval - my sister is coming over in a few mins and I'll tell her that one....
Sold our Clio, Bernie - and don't want to dirty the seats in the Merc
quite right too
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It could have been worse. If they'd been caught eating ice cream and chocolate flakes they'd have been done for doing 99.
lol!

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