If You Receive...

[gness]

..a delivery of wine with big red stickers declaring.....

Priority Customer......URGENT.....

....does it give the delivery chap the wrong idea about your drinking habits?..... :-(

[mccfluff]

or the right idea..... mine's a glass of rioja please :-)

[corylus]

I know what you mean, the postman has just left a card from the Wine Club announcing FREE GUARANTEED DELIVERY FOR THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

Still I suppose that sitting at home with a case of wine beats sitting in a traffic jam heading for Alton Towers.

[gness]

Large glass, Fluff?....

The daughter and I are having a week together, Cory.....with all she has planned I'll need a case or two....☺

[cupid04]

It's the same if you get anything from 'Anne summers' marked urgent...lol!

[corylus]

Better then 'Desperate' Cupid.

[gness]

Oh come on, Cupid.....tell us what it was!.....☺

[gness]

When I ran the school library I received a parcel of books addressed to....

Mrs Legless.......☺

[cupid04]

Maid outfit and whip...

[gness]

Ah...so that's what's put the smile on Wharton's face....☺

[corylus]

So where do you work?

[gness]

We keep Cupid and her outfit in the AB darkened room, Cory...x

[cupid04]

Answerbank towers...

[corylus]

Hope you've avoided the virus then.

[Butterbun]

This could be another NET in the making. lol

[anneasquith]

geez oh..............that daughter must be some drinker !

[gness]

God forbid, Butterbun...☺

Regular small orders!!!! I'll be sipping sherry next......☺☺☺

Anne.....I have two children who drink little and rarely....and abhor smoking....both are convinced they were give to the wrong mother...x

[corylus]

My younger son is a head brewer!

[Slapshot]

Quite sure the delivery guy has you sussed already G.. ;0) xx

[gness]

Is he married, Cory....only I have this daughter........☺

Slappy...he's a dish....why do you think I buy so much wine...xx