Why?

[cupid04]

Q] Why did the ram run over the cliff?


A] He didn't see the ewe turn!

[tonyav]

Oi.

[Svejk]

you're a kidder, cupid. x

[tonyav]

She's acting the goat again ;-)

[cupid04]

Couldn't find any funny goat jokes ;-(

[cupid04]

Oi tony stop butting in...

[tonyav]

Haven't you been to the dirty joke shop lately, cupes ?.

[cupid04]

No, tony..bit early...might get removed...

[tonyav]

Ok cupes, after the watershed later.

[DTCwordfan]

What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.

What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.

What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat.

What do you call a goat with a snick on its ear and a fly? Billy-Nick Clegg

What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.

What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs? Gracias.

What do you call a Welshman who owns 6 goats? A high-end pimp.

[tonyav]

LOL, like those, DT.

[marval]

Was that because someone had pulled the wool over their eyes?

[Svejk]

that's shear madness, marvel.

[Svejk]

I typed marvel with 2 As

[tonyav]

marval
Was that because someone had pulled the wool over their eyes?

Did they get fleeced.

[Svejk]

that's mad, the bloody thing never corrects spelling or anything.

[tonyav]

Does the misspelt word not underline in Red ?.

[Svejk]

I have seen red lines, usually under names an things.

[tonyav]

Type something and deliberately misspell it, see if a Red line appears under it.

[Svejk]

feck me, you're not just a pretty face
I just tried to spell face wrong and it corrected it before I sent it. I must have accidentally triggered a spell-checker.

[tonyav]

Well fecking done, lol.