Tony And Bernie

[marval]

Tony and Bernie walk into a pub.

They order a couple of beers and open up their lunch boxes.

The bartender spots them and says.

''Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.''

So Tony and Bernie both give a sigh, look at each other and swap their lunches.

[scorpiojo]

LOL

[Psybbo]

Result! LOL

[DTCwordfan]

Tony and Bernie, our AB Men talkin' to Minty
Tony said, "Why a Mcwhoppa whippa whopp?"
and Bernie said, " I couldn't understand a feckin' word she said."

[marval]

lol DT

[tonyav]

Anyhoo, we swapped the sandwiches back, Bernies had got mayo on them.

[marval]

The barman obviously didn't notice tony.

[tonyav]

It was an under the table job, marval.