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marval | 16:35 Sun 27th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him.

"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


The angry wife met her husband at the door.

There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."


For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

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For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.


I know, marval. Some of them are throwing knives !.
Yes Marval and I keep them really sharp!
I knew you would !.
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Knives should always be kept sharp, just in case.
I found that remark very cutting, marval.
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I could say I saw that answer coming.
snigger.
Tony ..go on get over there ..the naughty step..go on..you know why ! kitchen ..humph....
What have you done now, Tony?
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I think he has left the goats unattended.
go on you join him Marvel..hmmm....wummin's place..I ask you ....go on it's over there...
:-D
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I am on the naughty step minty.
Minty was that wise, both on the naughty step! Who knows what they'll get up to!
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We are plotting as you speak Psybbo
Psssst, hodge over maval I think bernie will be here in a bit.
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There is always room for bernie tony.
The barmaid said sorry we dont serve time travellers here.
hands on head and back to back...think how naughty you've been ..tut tut...you'll be going to bed with no tea when I let you go !
Is this where all the naughty peeps congregate?

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