Birthday "coming" Up Anyone?

[joggerjayne]

I've found you a book as a present, on Amazon ...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228

The obvious questions are just too obvious!

[Baldric]

D I Y Bartending eh!

[Ellipsis]

How did you come across that book?

[joggerjayne]

A "DIY" gag ... yaaay!

[mccfluff]

wow

[joggerjayne]

And a "come across" gag.

:0)

[Baldric]

Home grown ingredients?

[joggerjayne]

Well, you'd want to be choosy about where you sourced ... err ... you know ...

[retrocop]

I know that book.It was written by Ava Toss.

[Slapshot]

Are these cocktail bartenders.......

[joggerjayne]

lol

[retrocop]

I think that book was used by a contestant in "Come dine with me"

[rockyracoon]

Yak!

[joggerjayne]

Gah, brilliant!

Best Answer to retrocop.

[Baldric]

A new Cocktail, [i]"Expeliarmus"[i]

[Baldric]

Note to self,

[ ] don't work with " " italically speaking ;-(

[retrocop]

Thanks for best answer joggerjayne.I've come over all emotional.

[aelmpvw]

''new from £9.81 3 used from £13.46'' i'm deeply concerned why used copies are more expensive ...

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, ael ...

Good spot, and good point.

[joggerjayne]

I'm so tempted to order this book.

Not a used copy, obviously.

[retrocop]

Don't order it yet.Wait for the price to come down.