I Had A Bad.......

[excelsior-1]

...car accident outside the Labour Party Headquarters
I was trapped in my vehicle.
Two families came to free me there was the Straws and the Balls.
I was pulled out by the Straws but my mate was not quite so lucky.

[frugalfred]

Is your mate called C.O. Jones?

[marval]

Ouch lol

[Arksided]

Whinces.