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excelsior-1 | 15:29 Thu 10th Apr 2014 | Jokes
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Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr Watson and announced: "The murderer lives in the house with the yellow door."

"Good grief, Holmes," said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?"

"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson"



My stuffing was bad, so I got some sage advice.



Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.


The stripper was getting tired of the same old thong and dance.


The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

















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