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Woodsz | 19:07 Thu 17th Oct 2013 | Jokes
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A man is walking behind his wife and says,"Baby, your arse is getting so
fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps
walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says; "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small
load.You'll have to hand wash it!"
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Fair dos, lol
I bet he needed comfort!
She could have done a cool wash.
I would have wrung it dry afterwards.
Hope she doesn't wring it out for him !.
She should put it through the mangle!
Cringe.


'surf' him right
No Comfort there!
And thus did she deter gent.
Lol

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