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McMouse | 13:34 Mon 15th Jul 2013 | Jokes
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts
on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day
that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)
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