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Jemisa | 13:59 Tue 11th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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He laid her on the table

So white clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat

He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast

And then drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide… he looked inside

All was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms…

And then he stuffed the turkey.

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I knew it was going to be something it didn't seem to be, and lol at the final line!
16:30 Tue 11th Dec 2012
Oooh you are wicked Jem :)
That's fowl. lol
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Nothing to do with me, it just shows the state of your minds!!

Wicked? me? No No Noooooo. :)

jem.
I knew it was going to be something it didn't seem to be, and lol at the final line!
Love it Jem
Brilliant!!
Cough splutter - must share!

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